Where I am now, waiting to be digested.
Thank God I had with me my Android smartphone and good reception, allowing me to post this for posterity.
What number do I call in this godforsaken country where no-one knows me?
– James Steerforth (© 2013)
Written around drab, pulsate and tendril from 3WW CCCXIV.
I expanded the story slightly based on a logical flaw revealed by a comment, “You can use a smartphone to call for help, you know…”. Thank you, J. Cosmo Newbery!