Bodo Spangles caught in the tangles of bureaucracy in 2509

I

“Sorry, can’t help you with this. You need to see the NECK.”
“The what?”
“The Navigational Excellence Commando Klerk.”
“And where would I find him?”
“That would be Mike Machine in room 4405.”

II

“I was sent here by Mary Model II, the secretary in 1608. She said you could help me with this form.”
“No, unfortunately not. I would suggest that you see the SCRATCH about this.”
“The what?”
“Stellar Commission Receiver’s Assistant for Technical Compliance Handling.”
“I can’t believe this. Who is that, and where?”
“That’s up a few floors, in 9859. And you need to make an appointment – that’s a high-ranking officer.”
“And how do I make an appointment?”
“You go see AVERAGE.”
“Let me guess – that probably stands for Asinine Varmint Extinction Restraint Action Group Elector.”
“Not quite,” the humorless robot said politely. “It is short for Average Citizen Application Center, also known as ACAC.”
“And how do you know that I’m an average citizen?”
“I scanned your code when you walked in. Good-bye.”

– James Steerforth

Written using and explaining the 3WW terms NECK, SCRATCH and AVERAGE.